|Catherine Deneuve's dress and knickers (and David Bailey)|
|Kate Hudson's dress and some long haired chap|
Mr Blighty - what wedding? These 3 day weeks are playing havoc with my Important Legislative Colon Control activities.
Mrs Blighty - why do they need all those trees inside Westminster Abbey? What about squirrels? And dogs?
Boy 1 - can I get FIFA 11 for my iPod? I've been really good, I only hit Boy 2 a bit yesterday and I was only closing the wardrobe door on him cos he asked me to, he was being Provoc - Ative...?
Boy 2 - is it why we get more days off school? Good. Can you help me get my leg out of the wardrobe, it's stuck.
Grandma Whacker - 5000 police on duty! 5000! The expense! And guess who's paying? Not the Royal Family etc. etc.
Guest 1 (female) - I want to see what she's wearing.
Guest 2 (male) - zzzzzzzzzzzz
|Katy Perry's dress|
To be honest the whole Wedding has been overshadowed by a far more important Social Event: Boy 1's School Disco.
There will be girls there from two nearby girls' schools (Katie Price's School for Young Ladies and St. Britneys).
But on the plus side there will be snacks and jumping up and down frenetically to Tiny Tempah and other teen favs.
|The sort of outfit and moves guaranteed to wow at the disco|