I can’t put it off any longer. I need to deal with one of the most Important Issues facing us today. An issue upon which Vogue, The Sartorialist and other influential fashion commentators and stylists have remained sadly unhelpful:
How to Style Bowling Shoes
No expense is spared here at Blighty Inc. I quicky pulled together a team of top models for an on-location shoot to show how to pull off Bowling Shoe Style. I seem to recall Bruno saying there should be a Nobel Prize for Fashion. Well, I’m definitely in the running now.
Boy 1 rocks the look with long shorts and ankle socks in dishwater grey which cleverly match the bowling venue floor
Boy 2 goes chavtastic in Primark white trackie bottoms with blue go faster stripes, and completes the look with grey and red stripey socks
Mrs Blighty goes for broke with synapse shocking tomato red skirt and some tights she found in the bottom of the drawer that morning
So there you have it! Effortless bowling shoe style. And did you notice the tights? More to come on these in my next post, the All NEW and EXCITING FEATURE, TIGHTS OF DEATH
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Blighty Models stayed at Lane 15, AMF Bowling, bumpers were used at all times, Boy 2 won after an unfeasible number of strikes, Mrs B got her fingers stuck in the big purple ball and everyone got cross and grumpy, and had to be taken home. Mrs B would like to thank the management of AMF and hope they can reopen soon.