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Friday, 30 July 2010

Muuuuum can i have a snak?

Hi Boy Won here, i am doing writing today. Guest posts is cool.
Here is a pic of me. I cut out the Dennis the Menace mask, it came with my Beano comic.
I am going to send off pic and get a prize, a Nintendo DS or a helicopter or a speedboat or some stickers or other cool stuff.

I don’t like pink stuff and dresses and shoos and grils so I did not think FoeFoosha was cool. Till yesterday. Yesterday FF was cool. The pic of the snak was awsum. It made Mum shreek. Cool. Dear Missus FF plese can you post the snak to me, I will give you Mums credit card number. I will keep it in my room and feed it stuff like crisps and my brother Boy Too. I would realy like a pyton, can that other lady send me one, thank you.
We have snaks in our garden to. Mum does not belive me but we do.
This is dedly yella snak.

This is dedly tree snak

I want to get some of that net stuff for windoes and doors, it could keep snaks and my brother out. He always makes it back into the house. He is a po bott face smelli.......
This is my brother's sunflower. Mum said it was eaten by the dear that come into our garden, but I think my brother eated it as he is a compleet wirdo and chews stuff.

Oh no its Mum, look all cross.

“What are doing on the computer?
I asked you to get dressed hours ago!
Go now!
Wait! How long have you been wearing those pants?
Put clean ones on, you can’t wear the same pants for days, it’s horrid.
No, I don’t want to smell them.
Take them off your head!
Upstairs now, get some clothes on!
No, don’t lick the mirror as you go past!
Stop swinging on the door!
Don’t you dare put those Nutella paws on the walls.....
EEEK, I’ll get the cloth

Better go, Mum has gone all shouty and horid she is a meenie, why she not just ask me nicly stead of shouting?

P.S i like that other ladie Janit too that does Tie kwando, cool


  1. Boy Won you have totally roused me from my blogging apathy. I wonder if you could do a guest post on mine as I need inspiration after a terrible falling out with the Technology God (or is it Monster?) which resulted in Broken Internet Connections and a Mobile Phone Disaster. Although all are now working I am mentally exhausted (and broke) from protracted and expensive so called "help-line" conversations. ( Sorry about the big words - ask Mum nicely - she's a lawyer.) I don't have a snake but the daughter of an Australian friend of mine kept a python in her bedroom. She showed me how she fed it a mouse - I took a photo but can't find it just now otherwise I would send that to you. Happy Holidays!

  2. Dear Boy Won,
    Wonderful post young man. Keep up your shenanigans and get your mum mental. I'm sorry we don't have deadly snakes where I live because I'd send you one if we did. Oh, and what is mum's credit card number?

  3. Brilliance again Blighty!
    Having children does wonders for inspiration and I can see here that you'll never run out of escapades to write about!
    Smiling from here...

  4. dearest boy won,

    your mother is quite amazing. and i think you are too. i have 3 boys so a black belt was needed so they wouldn't mess with me. but it really didn't work b/c they all wound up getting one too.


  5. Deer Boy Won, we have lots of dangerus and dedly snaks here in Australea, especially the red bellied blak snak, which wood freek your Mum out no end. May we sugest that you work yor way up from say a lizerd to a snak. Lizerds are fun and they luv you but sometims they just dye. Luv Big Sun and Little Sun, Australea

  6. Hello Boy Won, great post.
    I wish we had the same species of yella tree snak that resides in Bucks ie. non-moving.
    This week in Brisbane it's been very warm which it shouldn't be cause it's the middle of winter, anyway the warmth will bring the snaks out of hiding so this makes going into the back yard rooolly exciting!
    If I find a shredded snak skin lying around maybe I could post it to you, would Mum get a thrill outa that?

  7. Dear Boy Won

    Thanks for your Mum's cedit card details. I've popped the snake in the post and done some internet shopping for high end (and yet discounted) designer clobber with the card-perhaps best not to reveal either of these things to your Mum.

    Enjoy the snake. I've named him Bruce. I'm sure you'll be very happy.

    Meanwhile that sunflower looks like it might be surrounded by mulch. This warms my heart.


    FoeFoosha xxxx

  8. Hello Boy One.
    Glad to see you know when to hijack your Mum's computer! Send me her email address when she's not watching, because I've got a photo for her.
    Don't tell her, BUT, last Wednesday we had a python at Uni here in Townsville that makes FF's little snake look like one of those jelly lollies. It ate a possum, and was lying on the path next to the University Library. The possum was just this huge bulge inside the snake, about half way down. I stood over it and took the best photo. I think it's really funny that FF who is slim, beautiful and elegant gets visited by a sli, elegant snake, on the same day that I get a visit from a big, lumpy, gluttonous snake with bulges.
    Ask your Mum if there is a message in that for me?
    I really think she needs to see this snake too.
    cheers from North Qld, the home of REAL snakes.

  9. Deer ladees, thank you nicely for all snak info, cool. Mum bin shreeking alot, says to Dad any parcels get "controlled xploshun" whateva that mean, she gone lie down now with hedake and broshures about bored-in skool BoyWon P.s. do any won want Boy Too i could send him, Australea a long way and he might get eaten by Louise's snak

  10. Dear Boy Won. I don't have any snake stories, I'm sorry to say. However, the other day we were having a return visit from a Japanese 9-year-old who my son stayed with in Osaka. I could hear a lot of laughing and giggling up the back yard in the treehouse. I was wondering how they were getting on so well considering neither spoke more than four words of each other's language until my son set me straight. He had farted four times. Have to admire an international language that cuts through all cultural barriers.

    from paddy

  11. Superb post, still wiping my coffee from the keyboard!

  12. Dere Paddy, cool! all boys know that is good way to make frends! Also burping good. Boy Won.

  13. Paddy, what great advice to Boy One. I'm going to invite Boy Two to Townsville for a 2 week stay, he's obviously under appreciated in blightyworld. I'm going to help him transform himself into a mini Crocodile Dundee, he'll be throwing pythons over the back fence in no time. We'll play golf at the course here that has crocodiles in some of the bunkers, we'll go snorkelling with reef sharks, he can help me get rid of the spiders here, then I'll whip down to Brisbane with him and he can have a crash course in Tree House Construction, and Farting at your place. I'll send off the invite to Boy Two right now.
    BTW - thanks for putting me on to FF and Blighty blogs, isn't this great, you and I can save on phone calls by exchanging news on their blogs!!!
    Your Sister!

    Oh, Hi Blighty!

  14. Dear Blighty. After reading Boy One's desire to have his brother eaten by a snake:
    Boy Two is most welcome to come over to Australia for a vacation in Townsville. We have some excellent museums and art galleries we can take him to, I will spend a lot of time teaching him spelling, punctuation and the finer aspects of grammar, I can take him to Brisbane to visit my sister and her family. In Brisbane, my sister Paddy can spend a lot of time teaching Boy Two to do housework, speak Japanese and cook like a Masterchef.
    Please say he can come!

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