Saturday, 10 July 2010
I blame the Parents
We went to the school summer party last night, organised by the Parents Society, a powerful and ruthless organisation, equalled only by Venice's Council of Ten in the fear it instills into its subjects. I only had a couple of teeny glasses of champagne, so that wasn't the problem; no, it was the heat and the over-energetic dancing that did it. I hope to report on this in more detail later. Just as soon as I can piece together what happened. But now I must atone for my sins by attending Speech Day at the school ("And the prize for the number of people injured or forced off the dancefloor by extraordinary dance moves goes to....Mrs B...again"). Aspirin anyone?