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Saturday, 27 August 2011

Shock horror skool hols rampage parents beg UN to intervene

Dahlings!  Boys 1 and 2 are STILL on holiday but I am bearing up well though I can't wait for the little blighters to go back to school and every moment spent with them is precious especially when one of them (or if I am lucky, both) shout "BOGEY" at the top of their voices in the middle of the street.

This is what I look like now, thanks to the whole skool hols experience.
Angry Gorilla Mummys says: "No, I do NOT bl**dy well have PMT, now clear up your toys !"

But there is hope.  We have been Oop North to Newcastle to visit Lovely B.  Every one should have a Lovely B in their lives, thank you B, we had a smashing time.  Also thank you to Lovely B's Daughter and her hubs whom the Boys both adore.

It seems they are very enlightened Oop North re the whole childcare issue.

And yes, I have thought about adoption.  But only about 25 times.  A day.


  1. Goodness! I thought you had fled the country. I'll adopt you if you need adopting so badly.

  2. If you'd like to come to America, I will adopt you as well. My whole life I have wanted to live in England, but if school holidays are THAT LONG, I may have to say no thank you...

  3. Hi ladies, so nice to hear from you both, I'm off to watch The X Factor now, I have got all cultural recently xx

  4. Oh please do give us a run down on HOW many term breaks British schools have. Really I'm intrigued Blights. Or is it that days, weeks, months just go by so damn quick these days!

    Anyhoo lovely to have you back posting because I really do miss your wonderful sense of humour dahling.
    ps. I've taken the plunge, do pop in for a visit :)

  5. Unbelievable, they say Australians love a long weekend and a few days off but you Brits beat us hands down. Do those boys ever get a full week of school? I seriously think you should investigate sending them out here via ship so they can get a proper ed ya cation.

  6. I think it's time you start petitioning Daphnez for a Summer term that lasts all summer. How are mothers supposed to cope?? Even with the distraction of a Lovely B?

    K xx


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