Monday, 14 February 2011
Mr Blighty gets romantic
Happy Valentine's Day Dahlings!
Mr Blighty got very romantic yesterday. You will recall his enticing offer of a trip to the Borehamwood Vehicle Licensing Centre a while back. Well, he has gone one better.
"Mrs B" he said, in his special husky voice, "do you fancy coming with me to..."
(Be still my beating heart).
"What, Mr B, what?"
"The dump. We need to get rid of those old goal posts and all those cardboard boxes."
"But what about the boys?" I ask.
"I'd thought we'd keep them for a bit longer..."
Anyone got Warnie's phone number?