Dahlings, me and Miss Elizabeth Hurley have long led parallel lives....we are practically indistinguishable...(climbs back onto chair after mad fit of laughing at own joke as usual...)
As I may have mentioned
Here's Boy 1 back in the day:
And here is further visual evidence that we were batting way out of our league by signing up for that school: *
|From CBBC News website|
|From Famecrawler website - yes really|
Later my life and that of Miss Hurley again interconnected: the very week news of Miss Hurley's relationship to Shane Warne became public, highly compromising photos of me surfaced on the internet** and I was forced to deny rumours of an involvement with cricketer Wayne Shorn.
And now we have another convergence. You may recall Miss Hurley's elaborate wedding complete with Indian costume and dancing.
|From Hello magazine|
Well, only the other night I attended Greggs Grammar's very own Bollywood evening.
Here's my outfit.
Mr Blighty came too and I knew we were in for a good night when he mentioned he was going to leave his vest off as he might get too hot. Phwoarrrr Mr Blighty, you animal you!
Mr Blighty followed the dance demonstration by Mr Jay Kumar very carefully - he particularly liked the move known as "change the light bulb" (though he did express concerns about whether Mr Kumar was properly certified as an electrician). Tremendous fun! Here's a clip Mr Kumar in action.
Better go now dahlings, I'm expecting a call from Estee Lauder's people...
|T, thanks for the bindi, sets off my eyes a treat|
*But worth every penny in terms of the anecdotes I have wrung out of it...
** ok, I admit I put the photos on the internet myself and on my own blog, but it's not easy being a D list sleb you know..